thealmost-do-ctor:

fuckyeahnarcotics:

A 25yo woman presented to emergency room after accidentally swallowing a spoon, she had no abdominal pain, fever, vomiting, dysphagia, voice change, cough, or difficulty breathing; the patient was previously healthy and her past medical history was insignificant, general and abdominal examination was unremarkable, there was no abnormal finding in the laboratory tests; an urgent plain abdominal radiograph revealed a metallic foreign body in the lower mid-abdomen, inspection and removal was attempted by flexible gastroscopy, however, several attempts to remove the spoon failed because the patient could not tolerate the resultant nausea when the spoon was pulled to the cardia; she had to be taken to the operating room for an exploratory laparotomy, laparotomy demonstrated no free pus and fluid within the peritoneal cavity, after surgery, the patient was well and was discharged home on postoperative day

I just hate it when I swallow spoons too…

rocketumbl:

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All the Weapons

rocketumbl:

All the Weapons

recce5brav0:

Instructor Zero is as operator as it gets

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snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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freexcitizen:

God damn that fsb block 2

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foggyi:

MARSOC

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